Martin Olson is a comedy writer, television producer, stage director and composer. He is also a playwright and poet known for comedic and unusual subject matter. Olson is best known as a "founding father" of the Boston comedy scene, as a collaborator with comedians, composers and artists, and as a writer-producer of off-beat television series and stage plays.

While selling comedy screenplays to Dreamworks, United Artists, Touchstone Pictures, and Warner Bros., Olson also wrote and directed live stage performances in Hollywood at the HBO Theater, The Steve Allen Theater and Comedy Central Stage featuring well-known comedians and actors.

Over the past 15 years, Olson wrote and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax and A & E.

Olson has written for Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Jonathan Winters, Denis Leary, Rodney Dangerfield, Rob Schneider, Penn and Teller, Richard Belzer, Bobcat Goldthwait, Kevin Pollak, Kevin Nealon, Kevin Meaney and many other Kevins.

Olson received an Emmy nomination and an Ace Award for television writing. As a composer, he was honored with a 2010 Emmy Nomination for Songwriting, a 2009 Emmy Nomination for Primetime Songwriting, and a 1997 Annie Award Nomination for Songwriting in an Animated Series.

Tony Millionaire was born in Boston and grew up in Gloucester, Massachusetts. He writes and draws the ongoing adventures of Sock Monkey, published by Dark Horse Comics since 1998. He is the creator of the syndicated comic strip, MAAKIES, which has been collected by Fantagraphics, who also published his graphic novel, Billy Hazelnuts. His comic strip Maakies has been adapted to the small screen as THE DRINKY CROW SHOW for Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

Born in Libya (despite his better judgment) to German and Indian parents, Mahendra Singh labored for many years as an art director and illustrator in the humid ambience of Washington, DC, the inspiration for many of the personalities depicted in this book. After inviting and escaping mob justice several times, he fled for the humid and frozen ambience of Montreal where he has gained some notoriety as an expert illustrator of all things Lewis Carroll and Surrealist. He devotes his spare time to designing tin-foil turbans for Hindus who no longer wish to hear the voices in other people's heads, taking Buddhist shut-ins to Nirvana concerts and helping Quebecois atheists distribute blank pamphlets on the subway. His illustrations for this book were inspired by an inordinate lust for money and a solipsistic arrogance further encouraged by the honeyed tongue of Martin Olson.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
The Wheel of Kadab - Front (Frontispiece)
Message to my Angels by God, Lord of the Personified Universe
Encyclopædia of Hell
Preface to First Edition by Satan, Lord of Hell
List Of Demon Commentators
A Note on the Commentaries by Zyk of Asimoth
Publisher's Note on the 666th Edition
Book One: The Maps, Diagrams & Invasion Plan
1. On Angels
2. On the Grotesque Human Body
3. On the Unspeakable Planet Earth
4. Maps to Earth's Interior and Exterior
5. Invasion Routes to Earth
6. On the Landing Sites
7. On the Invasion Plan
8. On Eating Humans
9. On the Taboo of Earth Density
10. On Time and the Banishment of Time Paradox
Book Two: Manual of Earth Terms
Part One: The Letters A - F
Zyk's 1st Memo to the Publisher
Concerning His Research on Earth - Krakow, Poland, 1348
Part Two: The Letters G - L
Zyk's 2nd Memo to the Publisher
Concerning His Research on Earth - Dachau, Germany, 1942
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Part Three: The Letters M - R
Zyk's 3rd Memo to the Publisher
Concerning His Research on Earth - Roswell, New Mexico, 1947
Part Four: The Letters S - Z
Zyk's 4th Memo to the Publisher
Concerning His Research on Earth - Dallas, Texas, 1963
Zyk's Last Memo to the Publisher
Concerning His Research on Earth - Gethsemane, Jerusalem, 33 A.D.
The Addendum
1. The Invasion Proclamation
2. Lord Satan's Epistle to Zyk
3. Lord Satan's Abdication Speech
4. Lord Zyk's Inaugural Address
The Wheel of Kadab - Reverse (Endpiece)
Closing Remarks
by God, Lord of the Personified Universe