Dan Sheehan is a writer from Chicago now living in Los Angeles. Creator of the wildly popular NOT A WOLF Twitter account, his writing has been featured in Playboy, McSweeney's,
The Onion, ClickHole, and elsewhere. He is also one of the creators of the storytelling show and podcast "We Still Like You," which challenges performers to tell a story of true embarrassment and shame so that they can be forgiven by a loving audience en masse. Dan's past projects include the viral dating blog "I Suck at Tinder."

Sage Coffey is a small nonbinary critter living it up in Chicago. They graduated from SCAD Atlanta with a Bachelor's in Sequential art and Animation in 2015. Since 2016 they've edited Sweaty Palms, a comic anthology about anxiety. Sage has done comic work for Comics for Choice, Dirty Diamonds, and The Dandelion & Wine Collective's The Sun and the Wayward Wind. They've worked for clients including Cards Against Humanity, Def Jam Entertainment, The Nib and Adult Swim.